gooses and geeses

"Gooses are alone but geeses always have company"

Fly the copter

I got 1444 pts 

thanks, I guess

Hannah: "I know why you know so much"
me expectantly: "Oh yeah, why?"
Hannah: "Because you're old"

Unfortunate 

Your force is weak 

Those wings are hurtin' 

regarding half day kindergarten workload

her: "I have school today?"
me : "Yes"
her: "You didn't tell me"
me: "why'd you think I woke you up?"
her: "I quit"

Is this the worst video of all time?

It gets my vote warning, large file (38MB)

dumb but funny

Yoda gigolo

Who stole the lake?

When in doubt blame the Americans.

MOSCOW (Reuters) - A Russian village was left baffled on Thursday after its lake disappeared overnight.

NTV television showed pictures of a giant muddy hole bathed in summer sun, while fishermen from the village of Bolotnikovo looked on disconsolately.

"It is very dangerous. If a person had been in this disaster, he would have had almost no chance of survival. The trees flew downwards, under the ground," said Dmitry Zaitsev, a local Emergencies Ministry official interviewed by the channel.

Officials in Nizhegorodskaya region, on the Volga river east of Moscow, said water in the lake might have been sucked down into an underground water-course or cave system, but some villagers had more sinister explanations.

"I am thinking, well, America has finally got to us," said one old woman, as she sat on the ground outside her house.

more flash games

Avoision

balls 

To see what others had done at your age

click here

Yummy Coffee

Coffee Beans Eaten and Passed by Exotic Palm Civet, Then Harvested From the Animal's Waste

Sounds great, must get me some.

Tetris shelves

Very expensive though, I'll wait for the IKEA version. 

yafg

Yet Another Flash Game

Kill the Zombies

Golf with the Grim Reaper 

Online Drum Kit

turn it up

Gum Art

Some guy in London is painting chewing gum he finds on the street. 

how mean can you get?

The North Carolina man who found a finger in his gourmet ice cream refused to return it even though it possibly could have been reattached to the hand of the employee who lost it. Apparently, Clarence Stowers discovered the digit in his to-go container just 30 minutes after the finger was severed by a custard mixing machine.

Real Fishing

gutsiest fishing method ever

 

It's called noodling.
The method in a nuthsell: wade in to a murky river and stick your hand in a hole and hope it's occupied by a catfish. Grab it by it's mouth and pull it out of the water.
Articles describing it here, and here.

Happy Fishing.

Is this thing on? 

The World's funniest joke

THE world’s funniest joke was unveiled by scientists today at the end of the largest study of humour ever undertaken.
For the past year people around the world have been invited to judge jokes on an internet site as well as contribute quips of their own.
The LaughLab experiment conducted by psychologist Dr Richard Wiseman, from the University of Hertfordshire, attracted more than 40,000 jokes and almost two million votes.
And the joke which received the highest global rating - submitted by 31-year-old psychiatrist Gurpal Gosall from Manchester - was:

"Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
"The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: ‘My friend is dead! What can I do?’ The operator says: ‘Calm down, I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.’
"There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: ‘OK, now what?’"

The Seven Gummie Sins
This is envy. 

Wrong number

A newly discovered fragment of the oldest surviving copy of the New Testament indicates that, as far as the Antichrist goes, theologians, scholars, heavy metal groups, and television evangelists have got the wrong number. Instead of 666, it's actually the far less ominous 616.

Favorite quote from the article: "...satanists responded coolly to the new "Revelation". Peter Gilmore, High Priest of the Church of Satan, based in New York, said: "By using 666 we're using something that the Christians fear. Mind you, if they do switch to 616 being the number of the beast then we'll start using that.""

Come get your Bacon Band Aids 

Alcohol helps you grow brain cells

Finally some good news coming from research.